“Golf appeals to the idiot in us, and the child.” – John Updike
Golf is not a contact sport. Slamming a woman to the ground is not the way a real man prepares to tee off. But how are a bunch of YouTubing golf bros supposed to know that?
The golf world is inflamed this week over an advertisement for a co-branded driver by Callaway, the world’s largest golf-club manufacturer, and Good Good Golf, a YouTube-born golf entertainment and merchandise company.
In the 56-second spot, Good Good co-founder Garrett Clark goes completely psycho when golf pro Alexis Miestowski reaches for Clark’s new club. He charges at her, shoulder checks her onto the turf, looms over her flattened body and scolds, “Do not touch my new driver.”
It was supposed to be a parody of the horror movie “Obsession.” It came off as unadulterated misogyny.
Internet culture is awash in such horrors, whether it’s the bigoted “manosphere,” the creepy Tate brothers awaiting trial for alleged sex crimes, Donald Trump’s shameless boast about where he likes to grab women, the endless revelations from the Epstein files or increasingly abusive online porn.
Perhaps this is why the idiots at Good Good and Callaway didn’t wince – at least not hard enough – before approving the release of what Clark now calls, “the worst ad known to mankind.”
They are wincing harder now.
Callaway has dumped Good Good as a business partner. Dick’s Sporting Goods and Golf Galaxy have pulled its merchandise from their shelves. The Golf Channel shelved the premiere of a Good Good reality show. And Good Good has surrendered its title sponsorship of a PGA Tour event scheduled for November.
Ads are supposed to attract customers, not drive them away. Now even a city golf course in Salt Lake City has announced it is removing Callaway merchandise from its shelves.
Kendrick, Clark and a gaggle of young golf creators started Good Good in Texas in 2020 when they filmed themselves goofing around on the course.
The videos caught on, and the YouTube channel grew into a sprawling golf business with millions of subscribers, apparel and equipment sold nationwide, television events and major corporate sponsors.
Last year, investors including Peyton Manning’s Omaha Productions poured $45 million into the company, and Good Good reportedly generated more than $40 million in revenue. Now, instead of going viral, they’ve gone radioactive.
Good Good apologized and quickly deleted the ad, though the spot will have a long afterlife on the internet, including links in this feature from Sports Illustrated (if you care to watch this train wreck).
Callaway acknowledged that it had approved the spot and said that it “should never have happened.” In addition to dumping Good Good as a partner, it tightened its internal review process and pledged $1 million to organizations combating violence against women.
Today, nearly one-third of golfers are female and they make up the biggest growth area for the sport, according to the National Golf Foundation. And Good Good’s message to them was, “Do not touch my new driver?”
You can’t just take a Mulligan for something this stupid, but the apology tour was going about as well as an apology tour could go with both companies accepting accountability.
And then Good Good’s CEO just had to slice another ball into the rough.
At 3:38 a.m. Friday, Good Good CEO Matt Kendrick took to X to accuse Callaway of approving the ad, making Good Good “take the fall,” and then dumping the company in a “coordinated media blitz.”
He even said he was not opposed to suing his former business partner. Kendrick later deleted the posts – apparently discovering, for the second time in a week, that one’s darkest musings are best left in the clubhouse locker room.
Big Tech’s Big Tobacco moment
Big Tobacco got kids hooked on cigarettes. Meta allegedly figured out how to get them addicted to screens.
Now it could cost the Facebook parent as much as $17.1 billion.
Meta reached a landmark settlement Wednesday with 47 states, the District of Columbia and several U.S. territories over allegations that it deliberately designed Facebook and Instagram to keep children hooked. And that it mislead the public about the risks. Meta did not admit wrongdoing.
This is just a start, says District of Columbia Attorney General Brian Schwalb:
“Meta intentionally exploited kids for profit and then lied about it, claiming its products were safe when its own internal research confirmed the platforms were addictive and harmful. … It will not be the last.”
The settlement comes with some parental controls Meta apparently didn’t think of itself: a default two-hour daily limit for minors, restrictions on late-night use and notifications during school hours, stronger age verification and limits on addictive features.
Just a cost of doing business for a tech giant accused of melting kids’ brains. Even $17.1 billion amounts to a fraction of Meta’s $201 billion in 2025 revenue. And Wall Street loved the deal. Meta shares jumped as much as 4% on the news.
Keep scrolling, kids.
KKR caught cheating
Private-equity giant KKR is paying $250 million for allegedly cheating its money-grubbing ass off on government paperwork.
When investment giants like KKR buy companies, federal law requires them to tell regulators what they’re doing and turn over documents that regulators use to look for antitrust problems.
KKR repeatedly failed to file, withheld required documents and even altered documents before handing them over, the Justice Department said Wednesday in announcing the penalty.
KKR manages nearly $800 billion and has made more than 100 of these filings since 2021. Prosecutors say the violations involved at least 16 transactions.
You’d think for $250 million, KKR could have hired an intern or two to fill out the forms.
Instead, it copped to a record-breaking sanction, more than 20 times the previous record penalty under the law.
The end of the road for First Brands
It looks like Ohio-based auto parts conglomerate First Brands Group will be sold for scrap.
A federal bankruptcy judge on Monday rejected the company’s plan to reorganize in Chapter 11 and ordered it into Chapter 7 liquidation.
First Brands stands as one of the biggest private-credit industry blunders that we know about so far. (You just wait.)
Its founder Patrick James has pleaded not guilty to federal fraud charges, after allegedly duping some pretty big names in the financial world, including UBS, Blackstone, Jeffries Financial Group, Santander and factoring giant Raistone Capital.
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This week’s Ponzi
Artificial intelligence. Cryptocurrency. A supercomputer. Guaranteed returns. Brent Kovar spun just about every magic money-making phrase he could find.
Kovar told investors his Las Vegas company, Profit Connect, used AI software and a supercomputer to mine cryptocurrency and verify crypto transactions. He promised annual returns of up to 30% with a 100% money-back guarantee.
He also claimed Profit Connect was backed by hundreds of millions of dollars in crypto reserves.
Prosecutors said the profits didn’t connect. The company had no reserves and couldn’t generate the promised returns. Instead, Kovar used investor money to buy a house, shower employees with gifts and pay earlier investors with money from newer ones. He ultimately took $24 million from at least 400 investors.
A federal jury on Monday convicted Kovar of wire fraud, mail fraud and money laundering. He is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 30 and faces a maximum 280-year prison sentence, if only he could live so long.
Yes, it just goes to show, Business Blunders can find yet another Ponzi to write about every week. This is one of the oldest investment scams in the White Collar Playbook. What’s wrong with people?
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