Clowns in Court

An FTX felon wants to take back his guilty plea after prosecutors charged his girlfriend with campaign finance violations

“99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.” – Steven Wright

Some advice for white collar criminals: Don’t rely on a talking point when cutting a plea deal with federal prosecutors. You can’t trust them. They can’t trust you. Everything has to be in writing.

Too bad Ryan Salame’s lawyers are too clownish to know this.

Salame, 31, was a top executive at the c…